My top 2 (or 3) Marriage Tips
Some of the best advice I've ever given.
How to learn useful phrases in Spanish
One episode at a time
The one where the old man forgot his pants
No really, this happened.
Granny Panties
The wedgie-free alternitive.
Aw, young love.
It's those little moments that mean the most.
A year ago today, we got married
And Kurt lost his ring, and my dad walked in on us in bed. Awesome.
Thank Goodness for Sisters
PS. Be sure and stretch before even looking at those links
A used condom?
Aw, thanks Pittsburgh. How did you know?
This is all Kurt's Fault. Possibly.
In this post, you will see real-life examples of my handwriting.
Prepare to be impressed
How I Almost Spent 900 Dollars
(Kurt almost had a heart attack when he read the title)
A Tribute To My Hero
(from his favorite daughter.)
Young and Studly vs. Old and Wrinkly
I think there's something wrong with me.
I have the coolest Super Power.
Just kidding. Please don't arrest me.
Always a good way to kill the moment.
You should probably be taking notes.
Meet Andrew
(The post that got me in a whole lot of trouble...)
My husband is creepy.
There's no point in pretending otherwise.
Possibly the coolest music video in history.
Not including N*SYNC. Of course.
Deviled Eggs
also known as Manna
Our baby is due in April!
Of 2012, jerkface.
I speak Sign Language
And I eavesdrop, too
You can't HANDLE this post!
But you should try it, anyway
Why yes...s
I do consider this a productive use of my time
Top Two Baby Names
-Or- The Great Baby Name Fight
My Birthday Wishlist
There are lots of pretty pictures. you do not want to miss this.
My boss is old.
And sometimes he forgets stuff...
The mushiest thing you will ever read.
TIMES A THOUSAND.
Some of the very best internet links I've ever read.
you should probably check them all out.
Gosh I miss the 90's
Kidding. But I am super confused right now. Which is how I felt during that whole decade.
Going Green
The one with the professional photograph of my brothers.
A whole bunch of Awesome
Some of my favorite stuff on the internet.
My Little Hypochondriac
Good thing I didn't mention Aneurysms!
Stanky Legg
You know you're curious.
Gchatting and Facestalking
And my slight obsession with chainmail bras.
Grumpy Morning.
I could kill that alarm clock.
Valentines Day Tiles
I hate hiccups!
The are a few of my Favorite Things
A Wishlist of some of the prettiest things I have ever seen
Busted!
my shopping spree is over.
My Plan
to boycott Oral Hygiene
Top Ten Favorites
My favorite posts of 2009
Funniest moment of my life.
Not even joking.
I promise we aren't related.
Really, we're not!
I am craving
Ginger Ale.
Who's the better neighbor now??
Yeah, that's what I thought.
Lingerie
Oh yes, I went there
Oh Crap.
Did that really just happen?
My Life Ambition
Kurt had no idea what he was getting himself into
Road Rage, Grandmas, and Nascar
That's my family!
Illegal workers
And a tempting offer
Yup, it's me
I'll admit it.
He's got Style
Well, if a black guy says it...
What Heaven must look like
My first trip to DC!
Where I decided that God probably isn't threatened by evolution
I am addicted
To oatmeal.
Roadkill
I am so over
Brushing my teeth.
Are you stuffing your...
Hair??
Self Check Outs
It's like they try to make them hard to use
A big post about a little thing
Cross Contamination!!!
Can I have your money?
I do not approve of beggars who have make more money than school teachers. Mostly because I'm jealous.
My very first camping trip
Where I almost got eaten by bats who wanted their poop back
Welcome Larry!
A new member of the family :)
Me vs. Bio Chem
Proof that I am irresistible.
Kurt and his Teddy Bear
I got home from a girls night to find my husband fast asleep, snuggling with a stuffed animal. Aww.
Job Hunting
It's a tough market
The Foam
A very accurate description of our first couch
"You are a good writer. But it's still a blog."
My husband didn't exactly approve
My Very First Post
This post pretty much explains my reasons for starting a blog.












