For some reason, I get a kick out of writing how awful I am.
But hey, at least it's entertaining for other people, too.
Who needs a whiny 3 year old when they have me in their life?
This one has the longest title in history.
lifeinthepitts.com
I really shouldn't be allowed out of the house.
Probably the most useful post I will ever write.
The best advice I have ever given.
This is called "budgeting"
I can probably stop learning now.
I wish I could go out in public without pants on.
Granny Panties
Aw, young love
Thanks, family. I miss you too.
Worst present EVER.
I hate my sister.
I'm blaming Kurt for this one. And possibly Chantel, too.
I have awful taste in men
My Super Power
Why my diet isn't working
Mr. Sticky Butt
Well, I have a lifestyle to support. It's worth it.
I am training for a something-k
Wait a second... you're saying this isn't romantic?
This is the post where I lose my temper and start plotting the death of a saleslady. But I swear it's justified.
Meet Andrew.
I talk in my sleep
What's the point in rebelling if no one is horrified?
He just hasn't learned how to say no to me yet.
Deviled Eggs. Also known as Manna.
My baby is due in April. Of 2012, Jerkface.
Sometimes I eavesdrop.
Things get a little crazy when I'm left alone for too long....
We speak very different love languages.
My little Hypochondriac
Remember that one time when I accidentally went into Michaels?
One of the benefits of marrying a dental student is that you don't need to brush your teeth. EVER.
Wait- I'm not supposed to spend hundreds of dollars in 1 week?
I hope my Mother in Law never reads this post.
The Most Amazing Mod Podge Project in History.
This is actually a really embarrassing post.
Sometimes I don't clean. And it drives Kurt crazy.
That's ironic.
"First grade called..."
It's all about priorities
You guys, she's still there.
That's right. Who's the better neighbor now??
I miss....
Which is pretty impressive, if you ask me.
I am ashamed of myself.
I can't believe I'm admitting this in public...
Character flaws
Sometimes I hate computers.
I have to get my fix!
Excuse me?
How to not get a job, in one easy step
Could I be any more cocky?
Future Trophy Wife
Road Rage
This one time, I had a completely illegal job...
The most awesome tights in history.
Torturing my husband is my #1 favorite activity. Don't act like you're surprised.
Sometimes procrastinating pays off.
HTML is Satan. It had to be said.
Some very good insights into the make psyche
He always knows how to cheer me up :)
Sometimes when I go on vacation, and forget to do the dishes before we leave.
I love oatmeal. And it's all Kurt's fault.
The benefits of marrying a dental student
Self Realization
When ratting your hair is just not enough
I hate self check outs with my entire soul.
CROSS CONTAMINATION!!
I am a bad influence.
Me vs. Bio Chem
