Thursday, March 28, 2013

What songs do you blast when you want to shake your booty?



I'm in a grumpy mood today. It started when I woke up and there was still some snow sticking to the ground.

It got worse when I searched and searched, and there was only healthy food in the kitchen. Obviously, I've been letting Kurt do the shopping a little too often.

And then my frustration boiled over when I read an email from Shutterfly telling me to update the links in a post I wrote YEARS ago. I may have overreacted to that one... But in my defense, THE POST IS 2 YEARS OLD. It felt like a slippery slope.

So in an effort to get over myself, I am going to blast some Spotify tunes, and have a dance party with my baby.

Any suggestions on tunes? What songs do you blast when you want to shake your booty?


Friday, March 22, 2013

Teething is gross.



My teething baby is like a snot fountain. How can someone so little drip so much?





Thursday, March 7, 2013

...because she is sitting on my lap? And her butt vibrated?



Kurt was organizing our coat rack.

(I want you guys to think about that for a second. And then think about me. And then wonder how we ever got married.)

But, back to my story.

Kurt was organizing out coat rack.

Syndil and I were watching him do it, when I heard/felt a distinct rumble in her pants.

"Oh hey, guess who farted??"

Kurt looked over, surprised.

"...um, what?  How do you know that?"

"Gross, it's smelly. And I know because I felt it."

A strange look crossed his face.

"...because she is sitting on my lap? And her butt vibrated?"

"Oh! Syndil farted. Crazy timing. I was farting right then, too, and was really confused. Like, how did you feel it?"

And then it was my turn to be speechless.


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