Thursday, March 7, 2013

...because she is sitting on my lap? And her butt vibrated?



Kurt was organizing our coat rack.

(I want you guys to think about that for a second. And then think about me. And then wonder how we ever got married.)

But, back to my story.

Kurt was organizing out coat rack.

Syndil and I were watching him do it, when I heard/felt a distinct rumble in her pants.

"Oh hey, guess who farted??"

Kurt looked over, surprised.

"...um, what?  How do you know that?"

"Gross, it's smelly. And I know because I felt it."

A strange look crossed his face.

"...because she is sitting on my lap? And her butt vibrated?"

"Oh! Syndil farted. Crazy timing. I was farting right then, too, and was really confused. Like, how did you feel it?"

And then it was my turn to be speechless.


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