Kurt was organizing our coat rack.
(I want you guys to think about that for a second. And then think about me. And then wonder how we ever got married.)
But, back to my story.
Kurt was organizing out coat rack.
Syndil and I were watching him do it, when I heard/felt a distinct rumble in her pants.
"Oh hey, guess who farted??"
Kurt looked over, surprised.
"...um, what? How do you know that?"
"Gross, it's smelly. And I know because I felt it."
A strange look crossed his face.
"...because she is sitting on my lap? And her butt vibrated?"
"Oh! Syndil farted. Crazy timing. I was farting right then, too, and was really confused. Like, how did you feel it?"
And then it was my turn to be speechless.