We were chilling on the floor together. Kurt was lying on his back, flying Syndil in the air above him. I was looking on fondly. Then I noticed something.
"Uh oh, looks like someone peed!"
I reached over and felt the dark spot on Syndil's pants.
"What? I did?!?"
Horrified, Kurt reached down to check.
I stared at him in silence for a moment.
".....No. Syndil peed through her diaper."
Relief washed over his face.
"Oh. Good. I thought you meant me. I was like "Well, that's unfortunate. I didn't even feel it.""
And he was serious.