Friday, February 10, 2012
You have a weird Kidney. But wow, your Pancreas is beautiful!
Remember that creepy kidney? The one is my abdomen? It's fully functional! And not in my pelvis!
I never thought it was, but in an effort to reassure me, the renal ultrasound technician started telling me about all the weird kidneys she has seen over the years.
And a lot of them are in people's pelvises.
I feel like things would get a little cramped down there...
Also? She said this:
"You have a weird Kidney. But wow, your Pancreas is beautiful!"
I wasn't sure how to feel. Flattered? Worried? Both?
I took it as a compliment.
Now, I just need to find some pancreas-flattering clothes. Because if you've got it, flaunt it. Right?