Wednesday, February 29, 2012

I just peed my pants.



Hi guys. I just peed my pants. At work.

And the best part?

(I know, how could it get better than that??)

I didn't even feel it happen!

I've heard that this happens to women sometimes AFTER they give birth. Or maybe to a pregnant girl if she has a violent sneeze. But I'm only half way through! This is a bad, bad sign.

I had a doctors appointment right afterwards, and she assured me that it's normal. My baby is just really low, and chilling on my bladder. Little butthead.

You guys, I didn't even know I had to pee! Which kind of freaks me out. How can I stop something I don't know is coming?

Pregnancy is so sexy.

So if you have any hot leads on adult diaper coupons, I'm in the market...




5 comments:

Alexandria Rammell said...

helena..if you wear an adult diaper. and someone cut you off and you get out of the car with the big diaper "sag" and yell A-hole. I will love you for longer then forever! haha. I peed when I was pregnant with parker. I was wearing jeans, they were wet, it was noticeable. Tyler almost divorced me....then is happened after I had Parker as well but he didnt care because once he saw me give birth...your wife peeing her pants is a little more sexy then birth.

JeanHasBeenShopping said...

I did not even know you were pregnant! Congratulations!
Just wear a maxi-pad to catch those little slips.

Smart Ass Sara said...

I agree with Jean- never go anywhere without without a maxi pad. And 5 extra (at least) in your purse. Trust.

middle child said...

Well. Good luck! It seems this baby will be a prankster. I mean, if this child can make you pee without warning.....just wait!

Michele said...

Yeah...when I was pregnant with Lily, I was at work and I sneezed and pee was running down my leg before I knew what hit me...and I was soaked. It's a good thing there were new scrubs I could change into pretty easily. And when I was pregnant with Sadie, I was playing at the park with Lily and all of a sudden I had to pee SOO BAD! There were no bathrooms in sight. So the only thing to do was to get in the car and go home. I thought I was going to die trying to walk back to the car. Well Lily is a toddler and decided to take off running away from me. I chased after her and the urge to pee intensified 10x and I squeezed to keep from peeing my pants but nothing worked. By the time I had Lily in my arms and we were back to the car, I had completely soaked my pants....totally wet bum. Thank goodness no one drove by. What an embarassment I am! So basically Im here to tell you that it might get worse, so good luck!

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