ROFLMAO Maybe tie his arms to the bedpost next time. Use some pretty scarves. He'll think it's for "something else". Then get some sleep. It's a bit drastic but you'll keep your pillow for sure.
I do this to Tyler all the time and dont even realize it. I feel bad for you! I always wake up feeling awful that I have all the pillows and Tyler never tries to take them back. Did he at least wake up sympathetic??
What the? Not cool Kurt, not cool. Helena, I wish I were funny like you!! I'd have to agree with you about the Franks hot sauce. I've been known to lick to bowl clean before.
I grew up on a blueberry farm in Western Michigan. My days were spent reading on the beach in the summer, and reading in my bedroom under a quilt in the chilly Michigan winter. I moved out to Utah to go to school, and to get away from my family. You know, typical angsty teenager stuff. A few years later they followed me, and now all of them live in Pleasant Grove. I loved having them nearby again. Flash forward 6 years. I married the guy of my dreams, and we moved to Pittsburgh so he can go to Dental School. What can I say, the guy likes teeth. So here I am, in a new city. Welcome to my life.
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ROFLMAO Maybe tie his arms to the bedpost next time. Use some pretty scarves. He'll think it's for "something else". Then get some sleep. It's a bit drastic but you'll keep your pillow for sure.
I do this to Tyler all the time and dont even realize it. I feel bad for you! I always wake up feeling awful that I have all the pillows and Tyler never tries to take them back. Did he at least wake up sympathetic??
What the? Not cool Kurt, not cool. Helena, I wish I were funny like you!!
I'd have to agree with you about the Franks hot sauce. I've been known to lick to bowl clean before.
Haha, this story is so funny to me!
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