American Express sent me a letter saying they've updated my address. You know, for my credit card. Which is awesome, except I DON'T HAVE AN AMERICAN EXPRESS CREDIT CARD.
It looked pretty official. But I knew it had to be a scam. Like that time when I sent you all "free" movie tickets.
I mentioned this whole tricky, spammy scheme to Kurt, and his reaction was...unexpected.
"Oh yeah, I might have signed you up for one a year ago. For skymiles. I didn't tell you though. Then I shredded it, so you couldn't use it."
AND HE WAS SERIOUS.
...I just don't know what to fight about first.