Wednesday, December 21, 2011

If only I had a secret credit card...OH, WAIT.



American Express sent me a letter saying they've updated my address. You know, for my credit card. Which is awesome, except I DON'T HAVE AN AMERICAN EXPRESS CREDIT CARD.

It looked pretty official. But I knew it had to be a scam. Like that time when I sent you all "free" movie tickets.

I mentioned this whole tricky, spammy scheme to Kurt, and his reaction was...unexpected.

"Oh yeah, I might have signed you up for one a year ago. For skymiles. I didn't tell you though. Then I shredded it, so you couldn't use it."

AND HE WAS SERIOUS.

...I just don't know what to fight about first.




6 comments:

middle child said...

I don't know but I'd lead with a left hook!!!!

viewfromdownhere said...

Yikes...I'm not sure, but I can give you lawyer trick tips to help dig info out of him!

Shell said...

What???? Oh, man- I'd be looking for that thing to go buy some last minute gifts!

Adrienne said...

LOL! You can get him back by a fun day of shopping!! If it was me it would probably be best I didn't know, as I would rack it up in no time!!

Shaylynn;) said...

Hahahaah, you funny,funny girl.

Chantel said...

Think of the sky miles Helena! Also, I would probably go shopping. And then feel bad later.

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