Wednesday, November 2, 2011

...I haven't washed my jeans in a while.




"I don't think jeans get dirty. They just get more and more comfortable, and then they get smelly. But by then, you are tripping over them anyway, so you are kind of looking forward to washing them and sticking them in the dryer, so they will shrink. The next few days are a little muffin-top and wedgie-inducing, but then they loosen up, and it will be a good 3 months before they see the inside of the hamper again. You know?"

Kurt stared at me in silent horror.

He is so weird sometimes.





9 comments:

4stemmes said...

I'm pretty sure that we are soul mates.

Untypically Jia said...

I'm the total opposite. Jeans are a four day max for me. And that's if I'm in a rush and the washing machine is occupied with more important things like underwear.

However . . . . have you watched Whitney at all? They had an episode about this very subject and it was mind blowingly hilarious.

Tara : Damon said...

haha. do you watch that show Whitney? the dude was all about this in the last episode. so funny.

Josie said...

YES!

Lindsey said...

Exactly! You don't even notice the splotches and fingerprints after they've been there a day or so. Besides, little touches of funk give the jeans character.

Jillian said...

Lol!! Glad to hear I'm not the only one. Ha! Anyway, like Lindsey said...the "grunge" look is in right now!!

Mizasiwa said...

I dont know im one of those crazy fluctuators (no not that kind ;-) i was totally not into washing my jeans following your (not quiet 6 months though) but now i work in advertising and feel really bad when everyone around me looks like they have been poured into their pristine taloured jeans - oh well i guess you cant win them all right?

amyblam.com said...

EXACTLY! The first few days are a little maybe I shouldn't eat but then they are perfect. Until they smell bad or the hems are dirty. Then the vicious cycle starts anew.

Erica said...

I heard a news story saying you can skip washing your jeans.... just freeze them for 15 hours when they get stinky! Kills bacteria and saves the water supply, all at once :)

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