Thursday, August 25, 2011

The Day The Romance Died.



"You know when you have to poop so bad, your whole body feels cold and shivery?"

I turned and stared, a horrified denial stuck in my throat.

"No? Well, that's why I'm shivering. As soon as we get there, I need to find a bathroom. Or things are going to get explosive."

And that last spark of magic withered and died.

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5 comments:

Smart Ass Sara said...

Welcome to the club. You'll get used to it. ;)

viewfromdownhere said...

Ha, just wait until you're pregnant :-) Then the romance REALLY dies. All bodily functions are open game. It's seriously disturbing.

Di said...

Ahh, hubbies! Aren't they the greatest. Mine like to use the toilet and not flush - leaving it there all day to fester. Eww...

beka said...

i read this the first time last night --er, this morning-- at nearly 2am after getting home from swing dancing.... my falling-asleep-sister wondered what the hey was making me crack up so bad.

so i spread the love. read it to her. i could hardly catch my breath.
ohhh boy!

Lady Jennie said...

Not only is it funny, but the way you worded it is funnier.

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