I was tidying up the t-shirt tables at work today when a young mother walked in with a double stroller. In this stroller were two little kids. They were the exact same size.
"Hi there! How old are you guys?"
The cute little boy and his sister both held up three fingers. I smiled at them, and then asked their mother, "Are they twins?"
She sighed heavily.
"No. But they are both 3. They're only 10 months apart."
Ten months. TEN! That means she got pregnant a month after giving birth.
I guess my horror must have shown on my face.
"Yeah." She said in a hopeless voice. "It was not planned."
You guys, what would you do? Besides murder your husband in his sleep, of course.
They didn't even look Irish...