Sunday, April 24, 2011

This does NOT count as an emergency.



I looked up from my book, and stared towards the bedroom.

"HELLLLPPP!"

The voice was so faint, I could barely hear it.

I dropped my book and ran.

"Kurt?! Are you ok? Are you having a heart attack??"

He looked up at me with sad eyes.

"I need water."

".....WHAT?"

"I texted you like ten minutes ago!"

"My phone isn't next to- WHAT DID YOU DO???"

His text books were COVERED in candy wrappers.

"Um, I didn't mean to. It just sort of happened."

"YOU ATE YOUR WHOLE EASTER BASKET??"

"Yeah. And it made me thirsty."

I stared at him in silence.

"Please?"

If today wasn't his birthday, he would be in so much trouble right now. He's had that basket for, what? 3 hours now?

That has to be a record.

Happy Easter you guys.

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11 comments:

ty said...

I've almost eaten my whole basket. Woof.

JeanHasBeenShopping said...

Happy Easter to you two too!
Oh man - chocolate heaven. Good for him for indulging (and good that the Easter bunny still finds him).

Kimberly said...

Is he on his period too?

Kim @ seven thirty three said...

I don't get a basket, but I put a good dent in my kids! LOL.

Alaina said...

My God, save the poor man! Chocolate can make you really really thirsty!

Gosfam said...

I have eaten 3 sugar cookies, a handful of jelly beans, and 1 mini cadbury egg, I think I REACHED my limit. Way to go Kurt--LOL!! The texting made me laugh too, my husband does the same thing. Happy Easter!!

Chantel said...

I do hope you got him water, and that he didn't use his birthday power to eat your basket as well!

Happy Eater Helena :-)

Traci said...

So good to see you back, Helena!

MommaKiss said...

oh dear. if i told you i just ate 3 snicker's eggs, would you bring me water? i'll say please!

Helena said...

@MommaKiss

Those eggs are so addicting. I'd bring you water, but only if you shared your secret: how do you stop at just 3??

Helena said...

@Chantel

Oh man, good thing he didn't see this comment yesterday, or my basket would be toast!

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