Saturday, February 5, 2011

Oh, come on. I'm not THAT difficult to live with.

"Hey dude, I wrote a blog post! Do you want to come read it??"

He looked up from mopping the kitchen floor.

"Um, yes. But can I finish this first?"


He hesitated.

"Are you mad?"

I raised my eyebrows in surprise.

"It's fine."

"No, really- are you mad? Do I need to come read it now?"

"Um, no. It's ok. Finish first. I don't care."

He peered at me intently.

"I can't tell if you're angry right now."

"I'm not!"

"Because if you are, I can just come over."

"There's no rush. And I mean that in the least passive-aggressive way possible."

He gave me a uncertain look, and went back to mopping.

I swear I don't beat him.



Anonymous said...

LMAO. He's a keeper!

Untypically Jia said...

LMAO! That is just awesome.

Gosfam said...

WOW!! He is special :) I don't get that EVER--LOL!!

Team Chastain said...

Whoa! He mops! I ♥ him already! :) LOL

Devonay said...

Gotta give it to you... you picked a good one!!!!

Unknown said...

He mops and reads your blog?

I'm so impressed. And slightly jealous.

beka said...

I'm with Jenn @ South of Sheridan--he mops and reads your blog? Holy crap! :)
Haha, funny:)

Katie Hurley, LCSW said...

Mine reads my blog strictly to find out what I'm saying about him...but HOW do you get him to mop?? You win!

Babes Mami said...

Haha who cares if you do as long as he's mopping! ;]

Jenn said...

That is AMAZING! :) You got quite a catch!

LiBBy said...

And for that you moved to Pittsburgh? hahaha
Well Im just outside the Pitts and often downtown for some Warhol etc. Will youns be watching the Stillers tomorrow?...cause I won't.
Welcome to the burgh!

ComfyMom~Stacey said...

He knows enough to clarify! winner!

Sara Strand said...

Um... if Matt does something annoying while we're out I'm like, "Seriously- if you don't tow the line you are definitely getting more lashings later. Don't make me get the restraints this time, either." Seriously. It's nothing but love up in here.

Unknown said...

Your poor tortured husband. He just wants to finish his mopping first!

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