Wednesday, January 12, 2011

If you loved me, you'd send me spam.



So, yesterday's post made some of you feel left out. For the record, if I could, I would send all of you creepy free movie ticket emails. I really mean that.

Now, if it was real movie tickets, I would just keep them for myself.

...Too much honesty?

For more spam, please be sure and enable your email in your blogger account.

That's how I reply to comments, so you will also get emails from me saying things like "No, you are the most awesome person on the planet!" and "Yes, I should have my own TV show" (depending on your comment).

No really, you should do this. It makes blogging so much more fun. You will suddenly get tons of bloggers replying to your comment, and less people will hate you for showing up as a "noreply-comment@blogger.com."

As for the random, questionable email that went out yesterday, I can't promise a lot of those. Heck, I'll even try to limit them in the future. But just know that every one is sent with love. And a whole lot of malware (I assume).

And if you ever click through a link, and it asks for your credit card number? Run away. Like, book it into the other room, and hide under a table. And take your credit card with you.


...Unless it's a LivingSocial Deal. Those things rock my world.

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21 comments:

manysleeplessnights.com said...

I was super-pissed that I was given a free movie ticket only to have it taken away. ::sigh:: Glad it wasn't just me.

MiMi said...

Wait. So you tell OTHER people that they are the most awesome? **sobs.**

Katie Hurley, LCSW said...

does this mean I have to go back and PAY for the free movie I saw yesterday? Will you please try to send free groceries next time? And can they be ordered and delivered for me? Greatly appreciated...

t.WeeZy said...

Awesome! I <3 free malware..I like to bottle them all up and name them and pet them...errr yeah

Kmama said...

I love your awesome way of teillng people to finally fix their dang email addresses in blogger! I did a whole post about it before too! ;-)

Firefly said...

Thank you fro telling people to enable their emails! That is one of my favorites then people get emails from me that say things like,"Did you ever read the label on a pickle jar? It says a serving size is 1/4 of a spear. Totally uncool!" Have a great day!

Jen said...

I was so sad to learn the movie tickets were a spam. I thought that I was special to you.

Oh well. ;)

Ashley Marie said...

I agree. People should enable their email. It's one of my biggest pet peaves when I see that stupid noreply-comment.

Renegades said...

Glad to read I'm the most awesome. Go me!

viewfromdownhere said...

Dammit, I KNEW it was too good to be true!

tsonodablog said...

Didn't get one, but at least I don't feel left out now. Booo Hoooo

Smart Ass Sara said...

Do you know what I hate? Is people who comment that don't have email attached to it. Because I like to reply to comments.. but not every comment comes to my email. Fuckwhores.

Devonay@LumpkinAndMe said...

Ummmm... how do you enable your email? I will gladly do that if someone would be kind enough to tell me!

ComfyMom~Stacey said...

I switched to Disqus comments because it was tricky to respond to people in blogger.

People should list a blog addy too on their blogger page. Even if it isn't a blogger blog.

Because otherwise how can you return the visit?

DB said...

For serious. It drives me bonkers when people don't have their email addresses on here. I never know how to reply to their stuff.

Josie said...

Enable e-mail? *blink-blink* What?

Chantel said...

I regularly hide under my desk with my credit card in hand. Just for fun.

I'm looking for a book to read, and so I wanted to look at the post w\you wrote a while ago about your favorite books. But I can't seem to find it, could you send me the link?

Kimberly said...

Whoa wait...that wasn't you that sent me a free ticket. Shit. Kidding. It went straight to my spam box along with all the other lovely viagra offers that I clearly use all of the time.

gopopgo said...

So I got to the page on your blog and it said to enter my credit card info and I was all ready to hand over my fortune to you (it's mostly chewed gum and reese's peanut butter cups), and then I read this post and I ran away.

Is it safe to come out from underneath the table now?

The Empress said...

What is going on? I had the stupid free movie ticket go out to my whole email, too and today? I get "I HATE AMERICAN WOMEN" huge spam comment.

WTH? Where and how????

Suesan said...

more movie tickets? You must really love me! :)

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