So instead, here are some awesome things I've found on Etsy.
blue recycled scrabble pendant, from Tiny Trees Boutique
Poppy Lamp Work Earrings, by The Bead Aerie
Hand Knit Apple Jacket, by Jacqueline Knits, ltd
Mother and Child Chickadee Amigurumi, by Missus D's shop
Victoria Grey Ribbed Knit Spats, by Knit Lush's shop
Set of 3 handmade buttons, from Hodge Podge Arts