Probably Robert Pattison.
But also me!
I'm kind of excited, and also kind of ashamed. So if you're thinking about stopping by, call first.
No, don't call the health department! Call me, so I don't answer the door naked.
(unless you're into that)
I don't exactly have a lot of things on my to-do list today. I just finished it. Here, I'll show you:
Being laid off is awesome.
(Someone hire me?)