I just sat down on the bed, next to my half-asleep husband. He smiled and opened his arms to hug me....until he noticed the laptop in my hands.
"Baby, stop. You want to nap with me."
"I know, I do. But I need to write a blog post."
"No! Just put the laptop down, Helena."
"Dude, I haven't blogged since before Christmas....No, since before we left for Christmas!"
"Good. Come live in the real world. Where there is sleep. And napping."
"Kurt, I just need to...ooomph!"
He hooked me with one arm, and pulled me backwards towards the pillows. I reached frantically for the laptop.
"No. Come nap."
He dragged me away, but as I tumbled backwards, I managed to keep a hold on the keyboard.
"The laptop is not invited! This is not a threesome!"
"I need to blog Kurt! Don't make me choose!"
...and that's where we are right now. We are all tangled up on the bed, and I am typing with two fingers.