Monday, November 8, 2010

Who knew spray cheese could be so sexy?




Me: "I can't decide what I like more about this bottle. That it's a good source of calcium, or that it doesn't have to be refrigerated. Ever."

Kurt: "I love that you paid $4 for a can of cheese."

Me: "$3. It was on sale. Don't diss my cheese-in-a-can."

Kurt: "You know what would be sexy? Let's spray this cheese all over your body, and then..."

Me: "...that is disturbing."

Kurt: "Is that a yes?"

Me: "I'd say its more of a "leave my spray cheese alone you creep" than anything else."

And that is what marriage looks like after a year and four months.

The magic is still there, it's just a lot less...magical.

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21 comments:

Kristina P. said...

I LOVE squeezy cheese!! I had a friend in elementary school whose mom would pack a can of cheese for her lunch everyday. She was envied by all.

the thrifty ba said...

ive never had spray cheese. i live a sheltered life.

beka said...

Me neither! No spray cheese has been in my life....ever.
Sigh.
Real stuff for me.
But no condemnation here, lemme tell ya. ;)

Oh golly.
Hilarious.
Marriage after a yr and 4 months, huh? Wowza. :D

JeanHasBeenShopping said...

If it's anything like whipped cream, it won't smell so good on your bod. Let's not test it. LOL!

The Empress said...

Men, it's always about squeeze cheese and....
men.

Smart Ass Sara said...

I have never had squeeze cheese. I feel sad. And I would go buy some...but I am so proud my weekly groceries only came to $36.66 and I refuse to break that.

Shell said...

Men and spray foods...why do they always have to go there with them?

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ComfyMom~Stacey said...

I prefer Hershey's syrup to spray cheese.

MiMi said...

Wait until 12 years of marriage. Then your husband will be apalled at wasting cheese on your body. That stuff is MONEY in a can, sista!

JoJo said...

Hahaha oh grosss!! Boys will be boys!

Kenzie said...

I love spray cheese too! And I am totally with you, I would definitely not share any of it with Kurt!

Bryan and Jamie said...

Sorry. I have to disagree. Spray cheese is one of the most disgusting things they sell at the grocery store. Its right up there with coleslaw and liver. I think it would make a good prank on someone's car though! :)

Lisa said...

Squeeze cheese, my three Australian shepherds will stand on their heads for it!

Mom of the Perpetually Grounded said...

They never actually give up. Even after 25 years they will still hold up the spray cheese and give you a hopeful look!

gopopgo said...

Well, after 5 years of marriage, I wouldn't dare use the spray cheese on my wife - what a waste of $3!!! So I guess there's still -some- magic there.

FreeFlying said...

Haha! That is SO romantic.

theresa said...

It is so refreshing to hear someone write about spray cheese.

What I mean is, I live by Berkeley,CA where spray cheese might as well be banned because of the elitist food snobs that live here!

Bon Appetite!

Carrie said...

that sounds like the kind of conversation my husband and I would have. In fact, he really wanted to eat pancakes off my pregnant belly...that should give you an idea :)

And we are 6 years 9 months in. So it will only get weirder

Kristy said...

Hey, you do what you gotta do. Here from RDC! New follower!

Ratz said...

I like my cheese on my pizza only. thankyou.

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