Me: "I can't decide what I like more about this bottle. That it's a good source of calcium, or that it doesn't have to be refrigerated. Ever."
Kurt: "I love that you paid $4 for a can of cheese."
Me: "$3. It was on sale. Don't diss my cheese-in-a-can."
Kurt: "You know what would be sexy? Let's spray this cheese all over your body, and then..."
Me: "...that is disturbing."
Kurt: "Is that a yes?"
Me: "I'd say its more of a "leave my spray cheese alone you creep" than anything else."
And that is what marriage looks like after a year and four months.
The magic is still there, it's just a lot less...magical.