- Old Geezer: "The flag needs to be lit at night!"
- Me: "The flag code actually says that there needs to be 'sufficient lighting', however it does not specify what that means."
- Old Geezer: "Yes it does, stupid." No really, he just called me stupid. "I read it before you were born."
- Me: "Well, either they changed it, or you are senile (I'm thinking the latter)."
Ok. so I didn't actually say the senile part. But I wanted to. I really, really wanted to.
....I'm having a rough day.
You know what? I'm going to link this up to Flip Off Fridays with Momma Kiss. Because I would love nothing more right now than to shove my middle finger up that old man's nose.
Also, F Bomb Friday, with MiMi. It's a good fit.