Wednesday, November 3, 2010

The Saggy Quadraboob, part 2



I've been thinking a lot about the Quadraboob. Why was someone searching this? What would it look like? How did it get saggy?

And why did it bring them here??

I thought about doing my own google search... but wisely decided against it. I am, after all, at my work computer.

After a few disturbing false starts, this is what I have come up with.


Turns out Quadraboobs are incredibly useful. You can feed your quadruplets all at once. Or you could feed your kid, and all the other kids at playgroup. You'd be the most popular mom in the neighborhood!

Also, can you think of a better deterrent for those nosy people who want to look inside your nursing cover? (I've heard people really do that).

I can tell you one thing- that stick figure up there has been cured of her nosiness. There is no way to unlearn that lesson.

Now, if only I could figure out what they meant by facial checkerboard wrinkles....

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Ok, so it turns out that a quadraboob is actually a muffin top. Which, while it does make sense, is not nearly as useful as my idea. I think mine wins.

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17 comments:

Suzy said...

Those are the wrinkles you get in your face when you accidently fall asleep while playing checkers.

Happens to all of us. Not quite as bad as falling asleep on your opened sharpie pen, but close.

suzy

Smart Ass Sara said...

I'm scared.

Kim @ seven thirty three said...

I'm hear to testify that, yes, people DO look under your nursing cover. What is up with that? I only had it happen once and made darn sure it didn't happen again!

I thought quadraboobs were the extra fat where your arms meet your chest... it can look like little boobs on some people. Am I wrong?

Tamsin said...

I think that quadraboobs are what happens when your bra cup is too small and kind of cuts you in half, so it looks like you have four boobs instead of two.

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Kristina P. said...

This is why I plan to make my husband start taking estrogen so he can also lactate.

Kimberly said...

Whoa! Wait. People want to actually invade your privacy and look under the cover? Couldn't they just flip on National Geographic and see that?

gopopgo said...

quadraboob = muffin top? I mean, I understand the shape and consistency, but there's no nipples on muffin tops...are there?!

MiMi said...

Hahahahaha! I have a friend who calls her boobs "4 boob" because sometimes the boobs bulge over the bra. Wonder if that's it?

Megan said...

I'm not sure I can handle the idea that some people want to/request to look under a nursing cover.

That's just wrong.

DLK said...

I think it's the bra cutting the boobs in half. I don't get the muffin top? My boobs sag but not down to my waist....yet!

beka said...

Weirdos!! I would NEVER look under someone's nursing cover. Heck no. I respect privacy way too much.

Oh gosh. I have never heard of a quadraboob. You know what??? You make me research all these weird things!! Ha, but you make me laugh:)

Shell said...

Yours definitely wins!

Chantel said...

Yours does win! I still don't get why that search would bring people here... well, now it makes sense though.

Why muffin tops?!?

I too had no idea people ask to look under the cover... weird.

Chantel said...

Yours does win! I still don't get why that search would bring people here... well, now it makes sense though.

Why muffin tops?!?

I too had no idea people ask to look under the cover... weird.

Mongooseholly said...

Maybe the nursing cover peekers just want to give the baby some air? Can't be nice eating your dinner under a cover.

When your boobs are as big as mine quadraboob is unavoidable.

cornflakegirl74 said...

Thanks for enlightening me on the true definition of a quadraboob. LMAO!! Your illustrations are the best :)

And who would want to look under the cover?? Weirdos.

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