"How was nursery today?"
"Ugh. I can still smell them."
"That room always smells like pee by the end of church. It's because most of the kids are in diapers, you know?"
"If I had a diaper, I'd pee in it."
I stared at him.
"Just a heads up."
"You're planning on wearing a diaper?"
"You know, someday. And I'll probably smell like pee all the time. Because, why not?"
"Ummm, I hope you don't expect me to change your diaper. Because that is never going to happen."
"What? But you're my wife. It's your job!"
"It is not my job to wipe your butt, Kurt, and it never will be. We will be paying someone else to do that."
"My love tank is empty right now."
...and I didn't even care.