This week on Reasons to Lose
Your sweat is so sexy right now
This week on the Internet
And then I exploded into a fiery ball of frustration. Literally.
If I ever write a book, I want a quote like this on the cover.
....This was depressing
Things I wish I could Plagiarize
The Night I Almost Got Shanked in a Laundry Room.
YOU SHUT YOUR MOUTH. YOU SHUT IT RIGHT NOW.
Four Little Words to Keep Readers from Straying
Woody Allen makes an excellent case for this.
No matter what, you will NEVER party this hard.
So how about you? Did you write anything awesome this week? 'Cause I want to see it. Just leave the URL in your comment.