Thursday, October 14, 2010

Who melted my underwear???



It was our junior year of college, and we had just moved from a really ghetto apartment to a pretty ghetto apartment. It was a step up, if you didn't count the shower (which was more like cement a hole in the wall with a drain than an actual "shower").

Kendar took one look at this place, and announced that she loved us, but not that much, and she was moving into a condo.

Nessa was taking the Fall semester off, to spend with her family back in Texas.

The rest of us all piled into the small 3 bedroom, 2 bathroom, 6 girl apartment.

It was crowded.

The three random girls who moved in with us were really nice, but kind of proper and disapproving of our ways. And by "ways" I guess I mean our general craziness.

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I had a lot of underwear. I kind of collected it. Partly because I had worked at Victoria's Secret two summers before, and ever since then I couldn't pass by a panty table without seeing a pair I just had to have.

....and partly because I hated doing my laundry, and it was easier to just buy new stuff.



One day, The Pirate decided to steal some of that underwear, and stuff it in the oven.

(I still have no idea why)

She only took about half of it, and I didn't even notice.



A few days later, one of our more proper roommates decided to bake some banana bread, and pre-heated the oven.

Without looking inside first.

Even though she had lived with us for months by now, and she really should have known better.

"It was awful! I couldn't even tell what was in there. It was just this melted blob."



That's right, The Pirate melted my underwear in the oven. For no reason!

...well, ok. Maybe she did have reasons.

But this?? This was going too far.

It was so on.

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Here is my favorite comment:

For no reason?! Seriously? Are you KIDDING me right now? Have you forgotten that a couple days before this little incident, you stole all of my clothes and my towel from the bathroom while I was showering and I was scared to shower for a week? Or how about the time that you pantsed me while I was dancing in the front of window of our apartment WITH BOYS AROUND? Or when my arch nemesis Gold's Gym called me obsessively because "I" had entered my name in their contest box thing 5 times in one week?! Where are the cutesy little paint drawings of THOSE things, I ASK YOU?!! Yeah you're right, my actions were completely unprovoked.

-Mysterious

(whoever this person is, she is creeping me out. How did she know all of those things??)

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16 comments:

elizabeth @ twelvecrafts said...

I continue to love your artistic impressions/depictions. You sould market those. ;)

Jenn @ South of Sheridan said...

Have I mentioned that your stories make my day? :) So funny!

Jen @ GBG said...

When a post on my blogroll showed up about melted underwear, how could I not stop everything and read it? You never fail to make me laugh!

Mysterious said...

For no reason?! Seriously? Are you KIDDING me right now? Have you forgotten that a couple days before this little incident, you stole all of my clothes and my towel from the bathroom while I was showering and I was scared to shower for a week? Or how about the time that you pantsed me while I was dancing in the front of window of our apartment WITH BOYS AROUND? Or when my arch nemesis Gold's Gym called me obsessively because "I" had entered my name in their contest box thing 5 times in one week?! Where are the cutesy little paint drawings of THOSE things, I ASK YOU?!! Yeah you're right, my actions were completely unprovoked.

viewfromdownhere said...

Ha, that is absolutely hilarious. I love it...I will always remember to look in my oven from now on...

Mysterious said...

Oh, and, for the record, it was like 3 pairs of underwear.

Gosfam said...

Seriously too funny!! and I love the "Mysterious" is Mysterious :) I always enjoy reading your stories.

Devonay@LumpkinAndMe said...

I needed this! Hilarious! College roommates are the best!

the thrifty ba said...

well burning it is better than washing them-right?

Shell said...

Hilarious!!!

Amber Dawn said...

HiLarIous! Someone stole ALL my roomates underware one time and we never knew who...so I guess that's more a creepy story than a funny story...but still underware related. :)

Bryan and Jamie said...

I think I am glad I never roomed with you in college.

CNM said...

I love that you had similar underwear habits! All through college I had at least an entire month's worth of underwear. And when that was running low and my schedule (or my sheer laziness) didn't allow for laundry to be done anytime soon I would just go out and buy more. So much easier. Plus you end up with lots of cute under-roos!

Happy Friday

ComfyMom~Stacey said...

Thanks to college roommates I never preheat the oven without opening it first or pour any milk without smelling it.

Melanie said...

OMG that is hilarious!!! Love it ;)! Did they really actually totally melt?! Did she make the banana bread after that?! Stopping by from SITS...

Life Without Pink said...

College stories are the best...love it! I bet that smelled horrible, yuck!

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