Kendar took one look at this place, and announced that she loved us, but not that much, and she was moving into a condo.
Nessa was taking the Fall semester off, to spend with her family back in Texas.
The rest of us all piled into the small 3 bedroom, 2 bathroom, 6 girl apartment.
It was crowded.
The three random girls who moved in with us were really nice, but kind of proper and disapproving of our ways. And by "ways" I guess I mean our general craziness.
I had a lot of underwear. I kind of collected it. Partly because I had worked at Victoria's Secret two summers before, and ever since then I couldn't pass by a panty table without seeing a pair I just had to have.
....and partly because I hated doing my laundry, and it was easier to just buy new stuff.
One day, The Pirate decided to steal some of that underwear, and stuff it in the oven.
(I still have no idea why)
She only took about half of it, and I didn't even notice.
A few days later, one of our more proper roommates decided to bake some banana bread, and pre-heated the oven.
Without looking inside first.
Even though she had lived with us for months by now, and she really should have known better.
"It was awful! I couldn't even tell what was in there. It was just this melted blob."
That's right, The Pirate melted my underwear in the oven. For no reason!
...well, ok. Maybe she did have reasons.
But this?? This was going too far.
It was so on.
Here is my favorite comment:
For no reason?! Seriously? Are you KIDDING me right now? Have you forgotten that a couple days before this little incident, you stole all of my clothes and my towel from the bathroom while I was showering and I was scared to shower for a week? Or how about the time that you pantsed me while I was dancing in the front of window of our apartment WITH BOYS AROUND? Or when my arch nemesis Gold's Gym called me obsessively because "I" had entered my name in their contest box thing 5 times in one week?! Where are the cutesy little paint drawings of THOSE things, I ASK YOU?!! Yeah you're right, my actions were completely unprovoked.
(whoever this person is, she is creeping me out. How did she know all of those things??)