Saturday, October 23, 2010

Marriage Tip #1: Don't marry Kurt.



"Hey Kurt, look! Someone made the bed. Isn't that awesome and exciting?"

"Awww, is it fishing-for-compliments time? That's my second favorite time of the day."

....I hate him.

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12 comments:

Tamsin said...

Doesn't that come right before "Punch unappreciative spouses in the face" time?

Dixie Mom said...

Note to self...do not marry Kurt. Wait...can't I add a Boyd to that list?

Hazel said...

Paul does this too, though I kinda secretly like his teasing...

I really like sarcasm

Hazel xxx

Kimberly said...

Can I add a Shawn to the list

Smart Ass Sara said...

haha-- yeah..... I'm a terrible spouse. Matt had a really sore back the other day and was like, "Man-- it just hurts so fucking bad." and my response? "Really? Wait for it.... yup- this is my "i care" face. Just for you." Hi- I'm a bitch.

He's a lucky man. :)

Lisa said...

Yes, men need their little ego's stroked for doing one thing out of a million that we do every day. Could you imagine asking for thanks for everything we do thru a day. They would just have to bow down and worship us!

The Zany Housewife said...

My husband does that all the time and it drives me nuts. And the weird thing is if I give HIM compliments he is all awkward about it. He doesn't like them so why give them? Harumph. Men.

Little Foots said...

You're so great!

ComfyMom~Stacey said...

Yep, followed by 'smacking people upside the head time'. I usually look around the kitchen and say "Damn, looks like the dish washing fairies are on strike again. Curse their lousy work ethic"

MiMi said...

Okay, this reminds me of the other day when I asked my husband if he was hot and he thought I was asking him to turn on the ceiling fan. Talk about reading into things. Sheesh.

~~Mia~~ said...

what's his FIRST favourite time of the day?

Chantel said...

Haha, I just re-read his favorite time of day post. It's funny!

This ones good too :-)

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