Monday, August 16, 2010

This sounds like Women's work to me. Where the heck is my wife?

Remember last week when this happened?
Life in the Pitts

Well, when I told Kurt about it, he was all "I'm commanding you to go to the doctor."

(No really, he said "command")

We never went to the doctor when I was growing up. We didn't have health insurance, and so I learned to just tough it out (we were pretty lucky, and never had any serious health problems).

So now that I'm older and have (crappy) health insurance, I still have a hard time taking advantage of it.

Plus, what the heck, Kurt? Command??

"Um, no. You don't get to order me around."

"Whatever, Helena. You ordered me to go to the doctor last month."

"That's different, Kurt. I'm the wife."

"What?? I cook and clean and do the laundry. I'm the wife."

....Well. Round One goes to the man in the apron.


I'm linking this to the Glass Half Full party, over at Priester's Peace. Because even though going to the doctor is scary, coming home to the smell of your wife's cooking makes it all worth it. Especially when her name is Kurt.

Life in the Pitts


Tammy @ she wears flowers said...

This is hilarious! I love reading your blog--you make me LAUGH!

viewfromdownhere said...

Well, touche Kurt...but still, I would have said the same thing if T commanded me to go to the doctor. Wait, he does that all the time, too, but I hardly ever listen...

Unknown said...

OMG! This is AMAZING! I hope your wife Kurt mops, vacuum's and does the dishes? Otherwise, you need to trade him in for a better model! :)

Thanks for linking!!! One of my fav's so far! :)

elizabeth @ twelvecrafts said...

I needed this today . . . thanks for the gutting aching laugh! ;)

Kristen said...

I love it! You crack me up!

Shauna said...

You and your antics! You seriously crack me up!

JoJo said...

It's crazy how I have the exact covo's with JT. He cooks and cleans, so every time I try to pull the wife card he's like "excuse me!"

Chantel said...

LoL... too funny!

Do you introduce him as your wife now?

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