A few hours in, I was dancing with a really old man. Late 70's, maybe mid 80's. He leaned in close and whispered "My friend isn't wearing any pants."
....What?
"See?" He said, pointing to his buddy. "He didn't know he forgot his pants until he got here. And then he figured he might as well just stick around and dance anyway."
His friend was a tall, 85 year old man wearing a bright orange shirt, a black fedora, and 4 leaf clover boxer shorts.
I couldn't make this stuff up.
...and old people.
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15 comments:
no shirt, no shoes, no service.
pants, however ... clearly optional.
Your right there is no way you could make that up! Hilarious!
Oh wow...please tell me at least the fly was buttoned! :)
That is AWESOME! Why doesn't crazy stuff like that happen to me?
BWUAHAHAHAHAHA!!! That is awesome. I also love the stick figure drawing for those of us who may not be gifted in the imagination department :) Great post!
This. Is. Uh-mazing! I love that you live in Pittsburgh and can tell me all of these wonderfully hilarious stories! I hope for your sake that they weren't see through! ;}
Old Men = The Greatest.
Hysterical!!! LOL
Hahah awww that's kind of cute
That is too funny!! and you were jealous because you didn't get to dance with boxer old man :)
THAT is awesome. Everyone probably thought he was so cool.
That is BADASS! I want to be just like that old guy when I grow up!!!
I LOVE old people! I know... A crazy brunette bitch... LIKES old people??
I worked in a nursing home in the Alzheimer's unit... Never had so much fucking fun in my life!
So funny! I love it how old people just don't care!
I certainly hope he was IRISH:)
I don't think it's weird that you're jealous...
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