When I left the grocery store yesterday, there were two 13 year old boys chilling in the lobby. As I walked past, I heard one boy say to the other:
"Check out that hot thang. Mmm mmm! Lookin good."
I glanced around. The only other people in the area were a little old grandma, and a huge balding man.
It made my day. And possibly the big man's too.
That's right you guys. I've still got it. And by *it* I mean the power to seduce 13 year old boys.
.....huh. I think I want a different super power.