Saturday, May 29, 2010

Mr. Sticky Butt

(I am going to get in trouble for this post. I just know it.)

When Kurt and I text, I like to say unexpected things, like "I love your guts!"

It keeps the magic alive.

The other day, I decided to liven up the conversation. And things went horribly wrong.

Me: "I love your sticky butt!"

Kurt: "Sticky?"

Me: "Eew. I meant stinky. Sorry, but I'm not touching your sticky butt with a ten foot pole."

Yuck, right?

A few hours later...

Kurt: "I'm training right now for the Sauna World Championships... On the bus :("

Me: "Is that why your butt is so sticky?"

Kurt: "Yup"

Me: "Mmm, sounds tasty. Kidding. I probably won't ever be able to look at your butt again."

Weird, huh? You're probably wondering why I chose to share that with you.

I'm a chronic over-sharer, people. That's why I blog.

But also, I wanted to share this link. He wasn't just making that whole Sauna World Championship thing up.

I cannot wait to sign up for this sport!

JUST KIDDING. Obviously.

I cannot believe I married a Finnish guy.


the thrifty ba said...

that is way gross. i only got to the skin coming off under the mose and clicked away.

Kenzie said...

This made me laugh, I didn't watch the video sounded gross. But have you ever been to It's hilarious!

Andrea said...

What a RIDICULOUS sport! That has also got to be the most UNHEALTHY sport as well. Ew! That guy will lose that much fluid from a pus-sac??!?!?! EW! EW! EW!!

~~Mia~~ said...

Okay I can't decide which is worse, sticky butt or stinky butt. Can't say I love either......ew! ;)

Off to watch the video, I'm going to regret this right?

~~Mia~~ said...

Oh so disturbing. I hate saunas, now I know why...and here I thought it was irrational to hate them for no good reason..turns out I have a very, very good reason. ICKY.

Unknown said...

Hahahaha -- your stories honestly crack me up!

I started following your blog because when I was younger I use to babysit 3 children by the last name of Pitts. I'm sorta fan now :)

Chantel said...

oh my gosh... that is so gross. I read it all. and I feel icky. Why does anyone do that to themselves?!?! Crazy people.

I'm with Mia, stinky and sticky are bot gross ;-)

SarahBoo said...

LMAO - this is so like hubby and I, made me hoot! xxx

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