Thursday, April 29, 2010

I don't remember this. Because I was sleeping.



I take myself very seriously when I'm sleeping.

7:30pm

"Hey Helena, time to get up."

*mumblemumble*

"You said to wake you up at 7:30"

*distressed noises*

"Come on." He shook me slightly. "It's 7:30"

*whinymumble*

"Helena. It's 7:30"

I blearily opened an eye, and tried to focus on his face. It didn't work, so I closed it again.

He shook me a little. I tried to roll away.

"But...but which 7:30?" I asked over my shoulder, trying to bury my head under the pillow.

"Huh?"

He pulled the pillow away, proving just how heartless he really is.

"You say it's 7:30" I was very distressed. "But there are a lot of 7:30s!"

"Um..." There was laughter in his voice. Which just made me more mad.

"Is it...is it 7:30 Eastern time?? Or...or Mountain time?? Or Pacific time???!"

"Oh. Um, It's 7:30 Eastern time." He was almost snorting with laughter.

"Why didn't you just say so?" I spit out in my most scathing voice.

"Wow. You're right. Sorry about that." He was shaking with laughter as he placed the pillow back over my head.

"See you in a few hours" he said, walking out the door.


He really needs to be more specific about these things.


6 comments:

Gillian and Kevin Mohlman said...

HAHAHA Oh my gosh that is so funny! My husband talks in his sleep ALL the time! I wrote about it back in september on my blog I think... ? But yea, its awesome to watch. He always thinks spiders are crawling on him. It's crazy.

P.s. sorry I havent commented in a while! Life has been CRAZY! I have been catching up on reading though :)

The Fifth Street Mama said...

My husband is a sleep talker as well. Oh the adventures we have...

Chantel and Michael Magistro said...

Michael can relate to Kurt. For sure. I have the hardest time waking up, and sometimes I'll talk in my sleep. I think I'm rubbing off on Michael thought, cause sometimes he talks in his sleep too :-)

Denise said...

That is TOO much! Lately my 3 yr. old has decided to "help" me get out of bed. She prefers to tell me that I can't go back to sleep "because IT IS daytime"....

Christy said...

Guffaw, chortle, wheeze, gasp, giggle.

~~Mia~~ said...

hahahaha!!!!!! that's awesome. when i was in high school, my friend and i took up jogging every morning at 6 am. well after the first day, she woke me up, apparently i *quote* growled at her like a gremlin *unquote* so she wouldn't wake me up anymore. my jogging career was short lived due to my love of sleeping.

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