A while ago, Kurt was stressing out about an anatomy test. Not thinking, I said "Careful dude, you'll get a ulcer." That was weeks ago.
I'm bringing this up now because I just came out to the computer, and noticed some open windows. "What does is Ulcer feel like?" was typed into google. I started laughing. Kurt came over. "It's not funny! You said I'd probably know if I had an Ulcer. But it says here that a lot of people have them, and don't know it!"
"You don't have an ulcer, dude."
"I could." He said defensively.
"Would you like to go see a doctor?"
Then I clicked on the other open tab: "What is Chron's Disease?" was the title of the article.
"But I really think I have that one."
"Hmm. Maybe. Or... could it be Hypochondria?"
He seemed interested. "Tell me about that one."
So I typed it in. He was not amused. I guess I'm not taking his self diagnosis serious enough.