Monday, January 18, 2010

My Plan



Remember how a while ago I decided to boycott oral hygiene? (click here to read about it) After all, that's one of the perks of marrying a future dentist- he can just fix my teeth later.

Well, that was the plan. Until he decided to be a butthead about it.

So I had to come up with a new plan. One that doesn't involve him specializing in Perio just so he can give me implants in 5 years (are all men this difficult??). But I think I've got it: If I drink bottled Michigan well water (tons of fluoride), eat string cheese after anything with sugar, and chew Xylitol sweetened gum a few times per day, my mouth will be healthy no matter what I eat. See? Who needs to brush? Not me. EVER. AGAIN.

What do you have to say to that Mr. Dental Student??

(Just kidding... Or am I...?)


2 comments:

Magistros = MC² said...

I like that plan better! Now I won't have to hold my breath next time I'm around you in the hopes that I won't smell your mouth.

He can't argue with this plan! Also, if you send me Michigan well water I may just do that with you.

Svedi Pie said...

Ok, I don't mean to start sounding crazy or hippie-like (I realize that this post was mostly in jest and just for fun), BUT I've been reading some research about fluoride recently and there is a lot of research out there that shows that fluoride in excess is very damaging and harmful to your body. It's pretty controversial.

I'm not convinced 100%, but just some food for thought about how much fluoride you consume.

Again sorry that I sound so much like a hippie right now.

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