Remember how a while ago I decided to boycott oral hygiene? (click here to read about it) After all, that's one of the perks of marrying a future dentist- he can just fix my teeth later.
Well, that was the plan. Until he decided to be a butthead about it.
So I had to come up with a new plan. One that doesn't involve him specializing in Perio just so he can give me implants in 5 years (are all men this difficult??). But I think I've got it: If I drink bottled Michigan well water (tons of fluoride), eat string cheese after anything with sugar, and chew Xylitol sweetened gum a few times per day, my mouth will be healthy no matter what I eat. See? Who needs to brush? Not me. EVER. AGAIN.
What do you have to say to that Mr. Dental Student??
(Just kidding... Or am I...?)