Friday, January 8, 2010

Funniest moment of my life



I just have to tell this story! Every time I think about it, I laugh out loud. Even when I'm walking alone in public. Maybe especially then. But since it's a pretty PG-13, I'll try to do it carefully.

Ladies, does your mind ever wonder while you are, um, doing it? It's not that you aren't into it- it's just that all of the sudden you find yourself thinking of grocery lists, and things like that. Well, it happens to me.

So a while ago, that was the situation. There we were, doing married people things. And all of the sudden, I'm planning my Mother in Law's Christmas present. I was thinking to myself I hope she likes burlap, and I should use a brown frame, and "Do you think your mother would like that?"

Kurt shot me a look of horror. "WHY WOULD YOU EVER SAY THAT???"

I stared back for a second, confused at his strong reaction, thinking 'Sheesh, I'll just use a black frame...'

Then it hit me. He was totally oblivious to my thought process. All he knew was that we were doing stuff no parent should have to think about when I asked him if his mom would like that.

I could not stop laughing.  

"Why?" He asked, horrified.

Which only made me laugh harder. And made me seem even more twisted and wrong.

It was almost 3 minutes before I could gasp out an explanation, and by then the mood had been brutally killed. Murdered. But it was worth it because anytime I need a good laugh, I relive that moment.

Oh come on. You know you are laughing too.


18 comments:

~~Mia~~ said...

omg, we all do it! but you aren't supposed to let THEM know that we are thinking of other things!!!!!!!!! {{LOL}}

GroverFamily said...

that is so funny! i would have died laughing too!!i also think of other things sometimes...i just try not to let him know that I do that:)

Shipley Family said...

You are too young to do married people things. Stop it.

Svedi Pie said...

Wow - that's all I have to say - wow! That story will live forever.

Magistros = MC² said...

Hahaha! you're right. I'm pretty much dying of laughter right now... I don't know what to say to this post. Poor Kurt. I hope his ego wasn't permanently scarred.

alibrough said...

Ha!

Amy said...

Heehee...you just made me day.

Danielle said...

HAHAHAHAHAHAHHAAHAHAHAHHA!!!!!!!!!!!! I just laughed SO loud!!! hilarious!!

Somerset said...

I not only laughed out loud, but picked up the phone and immediately called my mom and my sisters because it was just to funny to keep to myself!

Adam and Ashley Endsley said...

I pretty much just scared the crap out of my nursing daughter because I am laughing so hard!! Your blog is hillarious... will be frequenting it.

Ofthesea said...

EPIC FAIL! Trying not to snort water all over my work computer right now. *Pffffffft*

I had forgotten the fun aspects of having a husband. look forward to the next one!

Clarissa Emily said...

Oh My Gosh!!!! This is so funny I cried {and peed a little). Awesome. Simply. Awesome.

~Clarissa @ A Little Stone House

P.S. I absolutely love your blog!

The Gosfam said...

Just saw this post so thanks for linking back to it--HILARIOUS!! I am laughing.

beka said...

Ohhh golly.
I wouldn't know, but I can imagine....
LOL big time.
Why?!?!?
You totally have me laughing...

Megan said...

Best. Story. Ever.

TornadoTwos said...

omg that is so funny!

Emmy said...

Lol!! And yes my mind wanders a lot.

Jessica said...

I'm not the only one?? ::wipes forehead:: That is hilarious b/c it's so real and true! You are a brave women to be so honest!

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