Monday, November 23, 2009

Still Suspicious



I took your advice and I called the police today. And I told them about our friend in the van. They said they would send someone by to check it out. I waited, and watched, and eventually got bored and went shopping. While I was wandering through Michaels, I got a phone call from a 412 number. "Please let it be a job interview, please be a job interview..."

But it was the police, reporting back to me. Turns out she is a school teacher. Who can't get internet anywhere else. And so she sits in her van in the parking lot every single day, arriving anywhere from 10am to noon and staying until 5pm or later, with the van running the entire time, even though there is a library not even a mile away that is open during those hours and shouldn't a school teacher be IN SCHOOL during those hours and how much is she paying in gas and THIS STILL SEEMS SUSPICIOUS TO ME.

So don't worry guys. Just because she has the police fooled doesn't mean she can pull the wool over my eyes! If you're looking for me, I'm probably standing at my window, peeking out the blinds, wearing a bathrobe and fuzzy slippers with a shower cap on my head. Talking to my imaginary cat.


3 comments:

Anonymous said...

Ha!! Shower cap... *giggle* (Love, Marilyn)

Magistros = MC² said...

I agree, that is weird... really weird. I'd keep my eye on this so called "teacher" just in case.

Amber said...

lol, I can see you doing all of that! say hi to your cat for me. It was nice of the police to call you back and let you know what was up, at least now when you are murdered in your sleep the police will have a lead about who might have done it (because you brought her to their attention)and hopefully they will really look into the whole 'school teacher' lie :)

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