Wednesday, October 7, 2009

Just kidding... Or am I...?



Now that I am married to a Dental Student, I brush my teeth a lot more often. I've gone from once or twice a day to EVERY TIME I eat something acidic. Sometimes I finish a lemonade, and freak out when I realize I'm out in public, at least 15 minutes from my toothbrush (lemonade is like death to your enamel). Yesterday I brushed 6 times. It's getting ridiculous.

That's it, I'm done. I'm officially boycotting oral hygiene. Kurt can just fix my teeth later. I'll rub my teeth on my sleeve when I'm going out in public, to get rid of the fuzziness. Pop in a breath mint, and no one will ever know.

...unless they read my blog.


1 comment:

Dave said...

uh... I can smell your breath through your blog! I didn't even know that was possible. Please end the boycott...please...

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